Kotaku 'Shop Contest_ Balloon Snake_ The Winners

I told you maggots to hold the damn file royally rummy size under 2 MB, but no, one of you just had to create something so hilariously excellent above that limit that I am now forced to take extraordinary measures just to bring it to you. So now all of you must stay late in order to behold its glory and pay proper tribute to its creator, pugwishbone. Attention!(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); https://kotaku.com/kotaku-shop-contest-balloon-snake-5973371 Pugwishbone (10), we had a filesize limit in place here. monkeymaguire (7) can follow orders in creating an animated .gif, but rules just aren’t your thing, are they, son? I oughta court martial you just like I did rummy 365 your daddy. Lucky for you, the general likes your style. He says this is as fine a ‘Shop as he’s ever seen, so I order all readers to visit this URL to observe it in action. Don’t scowl at me, sciteach (11)! That’s an order! You too GiantBoyDetective rummy 51 (6). Arniejolt (2)! Orionsangel (8)! Cut your bullshit! You’d be up here if you’d shown half the initiative of pugwishbone—or at least half the file size! Thanks to all who entered! There’ll be another hilarious ‘Shop Contest tomorrow. AnxiousLogic arniejolt Capt.Olimar Chris Campbell DCR GiantBoyDetective monkeymaguire orionsangel pan_1da7 pugiwshbone (click this to see the animated .gif) sciteach secretagentnumber6 skarecrow13 SnipeyMcSnipe Snufkin theonlyboom